The Steve Range · Roast with love
Roast Your Own.
Because everyone needs a Steve.
Give Steve the ammunition. Three roasts. You pick.
Printed card £3.99 + UK postage · eCard £3.99, emailed on the day.
18+ only
Roast Your Own is for adults.
Steve’s roasts are rude, and Brutal ones swear. Confirm you’re 18 or over to start.
Your card preview
Waiting for ammunitionYOUR FAVOURITE IDIOT
Tell Steve who they are and why they deserve it. Your personalised roast will appear here.
Love Ya
Your eCard preview
18+ · BRUTAL
Brutal eCards carry an 18+ warning in the email and on the card.
148 × 148 mm · envelope included · printed in Yorkshire. Blank inside. Unlike Steve.
How it works
Love vs roast?
Every Steve roast is written with love — even Brutal. Choose Love for a message without the roasting.
How are roasts written?
Steve has ten roast styles and picks three at random. AI-written — check before sharing. Your first name and details go to OpenAI. Avoid sensitive details. Privacy information.
eCard & read-aloud
An eCard costs £3.99. It has its own private link and we email it on the date you choose. Anyone with the link can read it. Read-aloud uses OpenAI: roasts are read by a deep, gravelly old man.
Printed cards
Add the printed card to your basket and pay at checkout, with UK postage or free collection from Wibsey. We print exactly what you entered.